Vote Chinners :: Official Monster Raving Loony Party

Constituency	Result
Amber Valley Sam Thing http://www.samthing.co.uk	Nigel Mills 17,746 (38.6%) Gain from Lab Sam Thing 265 (0.6%)
Barking Crucial Chris http://www.whatsnextloony.com	Margaret Hodge 24,628 (54.3%) Hold Christopher David Dowling 82 (0.2%)
Blackpool North Tony Davies	Paul Maynard 16,964 (41.8%) Gain from Lab Tony Davies 198 (0.5%)
Brecon & Radnor Lord Offa http://www.hustings.com/lord-offa	Roger Williams 17,929 (46.2%) Hold Lord Offa 210 (0.5%)
Buckingham Colin Dale http://www.colindaleradiosutch.com	John Bercow 22,860 (47.3%) Hold Colin Dale 856 (1.8%)
Cardiff Central Mark Beech http://www.markbeech.org	Jenny Willott 14,976 (41.4%) Hold Mark Beech 142 (0.4%)
Cheltenham Ken Hanks http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=114412368577971	Martin Horwood 26,659 (50.5%) Hold Dancing Ken Hanks 493 (0.9%)
Croydon Central John Cartwright http://www.croydonloony.co.uk	Gavin Barwell 19,657 (39.5%) Gain from Lab John Cartwright 192 (0.4%)
Derbyshire Dales Flying Brick http://www.delvsie.com	Patrick McLoughlin 24,378 (52.1%) Hold Nick The Flying Brick Delves 228 (0.5%)
Derbyshire Mid R.U. Seerius http://www.aravingloony.co.uk	Pauline Latham 22,877 (48.3%) Hold RU Seerius 219 (0.5%)
Dorset North Roger Monksummers	Bob Walter 27,640 (51.1%) Hold Roger Monksummers 218 (0.4%)
Esher & Walton Chinners http://www.chinners.co.uk	Dominic Raab 32,134 (58.9%) Hold Chinners Chinnery 341 (0.6%)
Faversham & Mid Kent Norman Davidson	Hugh Robertson 26,250 (56.2%) Hold Hairy Knorm Davidson 398 (0.9%)
Hackney North & Stoke Newington Knigel Knapp http://www.hackneyloonies.co.uk	Diane Abbott 25,500 (54.9%) Hold Knigel Knapp 182 (0.4%)
Huntingdon Toby Jug http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=303291446981	Jonathan Djanogly 26,516 (48.9%) Hold Toby Jug 548 (1.0%)
Kingston & Surbiton Monkey Drummer http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=294078933049	Edward Davey 28,428 (49.8%) Hold Monkey the Drummer 247 (0.4%)
Ludlow Alan Powell	Philip Dunne 25,720 (52.8%) Hold Alan Powell 179 (0.4%)
Mid Sussex Baron Von Thunderclap http://www.bvthunderclap.co.uk	Nicholas Soames 28,329 (50.7%) Hold Baron Von Thunderclap 259 (0.5%)
Milton Keynes North Matt Fensome http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=103769086322715	Mark Lancaster 23,419 (43.55%) Gain from Lab Matt Bananamatt Fensome 157 (0.3%)
Old Bexley & Sidcup Napoleon Dynamite	James Brokenshire 24,625 (54.1%) Hold Napoleon Dynamite 155 (0.3%)
Sheffield Hallam Mark 'Zammo' Adshead against Nick Clegg	Nick Clegg 27,324 (53.4%) Hold Mark Adshead 164 (0.3%)
Sittingbourne & Sheppey Mad Mike Young	Gordon Henderson 24,338 (50.1%) Gain from Lab Mad Mike Young 319 (0.7%)
Surrey East Martin Hogbin	Sam Gyimah 31,007 (56.8%) Hold Martin Hogbin 422 (0.8%)
Tewkesbury George Ridgeon http://www.facebook.com	Laurence Robertson 25,472 (47.2%) Hold George Ridgeon 319 (0.6%)
Witney Alan 'Howling Laud' Hope against David Cameron	David Cameron 33,973 (58.8%) Hold Howling "Laud" Hope 234 (0.4%)
Wokingham Top Cat Owen	John Redwood 28,754 (52.7%) Hold Top Cat Owen 329 (0.6%)
York Eddie 'Elvis' Vee http://www.eddievee.co.uk	Hugh Bayley 18,573 (40.0%) Hold Eddie Vee 154 (0.3%)

Jason “Chinners” Chinnery, who has been the party’s candidate in Esher and Walton in the previous two elections will be standing again and has high hopes as voters who were stung by previously voting Conservative recently discovering that MP Ian Taylor will stand down after the row over his expenses claims.

"Unlike my predecessor I will not be needing a Second Home, I am very happy living in my current home located within the constituency."

The Official Monster Raving Loony Party is near you!

The boffins at Google have crunched the numbers, and bring you the map below which is becoming more like the titles to Dad's Army the longer we stare at it.
Are you picturing Gordon Brown saying "We're Doomed"? Well we're here to say "Don't Panic, Don't Panic!"
Contact your local candidate and offer your support.

JavaScript must be enabled in order for you to use Google Maps.

Official Monster Raving Loony Party

Check the Official Monster Raving Loony Party website for full national coverage.

http://www.omrlp.com/

Victory Party - May 5th from 8pm

Victory Party

You missed the chance to come and have a chat with several of our Parliamentary and Local Election candidates at The Poyntz Arms

Live Music, Fancy Hats & Fun - A great time was had by all parties!

"That was a disaster. Should never have put me with that woman -- whose idea was that? She was just a sort of bigoted woman."
Wed 28 Apr 2010

"The public are rightly, I think, pissed off - sorry I can't say that in the morning - angry with politicians."
Wed 29 Jul 2009

"How much is the State Pension? I think it's about 30 quid now, isn't it?"
Tue 16 Sep 2008


	"That was a disaster. Should never have put me with that woman -- whose idea was that? She was just a sort of bigoted woman." Wed 28 Apr 2010
	"The public are rightly, I think, pissed off - sorry I can't say that in the morning - angry with politicians." Wed 29 Jul 2009
	"How much is the State Pension? I think it's about 30 quid now, isn't it?" Tue 16 Sep 2008

Jason Chinnery

Official Monster Raving Loony Party